I wish i was in the wii world.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
You've changed since you got that strap on
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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