I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
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never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
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Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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