I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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