Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
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The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
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I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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