And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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