susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I still have a little drunk in my system
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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