break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I want you more than these girls want KFC
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
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