i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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