Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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