You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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