just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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