oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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