her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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