I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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