I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
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He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
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Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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