all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Randomize
