he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
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i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
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Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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