try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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