Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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