Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
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thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
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I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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