Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
All I want is dick and wine.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
