And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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