these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
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She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
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I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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