Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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