i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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