Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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