Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
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