Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Randomize
