How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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