5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
i just google imaged poop.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
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When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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