So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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