i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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