You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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