Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
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Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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