Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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