Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
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She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
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you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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