i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Four minutes until I can fart!
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Brb crying the tears of my youth
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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