worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
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I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
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At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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