9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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