you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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