Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Randomize
