She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Randomize
