i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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