Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
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Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
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Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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