butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
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That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
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whose parrot is this?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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