She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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