weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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