I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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