so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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