His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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