You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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