im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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