We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
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He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
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Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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